no1
my family was watching channel u 9:30 show (wu zhong xian)
and as usual my dad will keep switching channels during the advertisements,
there was an advertisement of Suria channel,

me: why you watching Suria?
mum: he want to become Malay already ma. (I started laughing)
dad: (switches to channel u as he tot he was at Suria) advertisement only la!

den we realise its channel u advertising abt suria
hahaha

no2
the show had made the canned dog food into a candle

me: can eat de ar ? (i tot it was something for human to eat)
mum: its dog food la
dad: can eat de, eat liao lao sai (diarrhea) only ma!

no3
the show captured the other camera man.

dad: how they do that ? I thought 1 camera only. how come can see himself de ?
me: got more than 1 camera man la!
bro: you ask a lot of time lei, that time tell you already ma!

joker -.-